Coast Guard Spoon with Maria

* No Filter No Photoshop * EXCLUSIVE to ApacheBlaze.com

Have you already heard this one? ... 

The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker among themselves is that they don't speak the same language.
For instance, take the simple phrase "secure the building".
The Army will post guards around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters.
The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.

nyuk nyuk. If you know, you know 

Dimensions:  4" x 1.5"

Proudly handmade in Fort Wayne, Indiana USA
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Note: This is a made-to-order art piece. Precise patterns and colors may vary, ever so slightly, due to the nature of glassblowing. And that's what makes
yours one of a kind!

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